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Hindsight is 2020

July 5, 2020

The year 2020 is the time of gaining perfect vision of who we are as a collective. It’s the year when we are shaken to our core. We are in a moment of complete and utter upheaval. We are in the time of determining what is true and what is… Read more

Love Letters in the Time of Corona

April 4, 2020

“Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes Read more

Bedtime Routine

The Bedtime Routine

October 16, 2015

I wrote this post about 7 weeks ago and never posted it.   Our bedtime routine is probably not unlike most families with two little kids.  It’s tough. It’s lengthy. It’s noisy. It’s frustrating. These little people should be exhausted by the time the day is finally over, you know… Read more

Hot Mess Mamas | "My 'No Plan' Plan"

My “No Plan” Plan

September 20, 2015

Do you know anyone who’s been pregnant forever?  Well, I suppose not.  Not until now.  Okay. okay. So my due date is tomorrow, but I seriously feel like I’ve been pregnant forever! Most pregnant women feel that way and say the same thing I’m sure.  I got pregnant in January… Read more

Hot Mess Mamas | Lost in Ikea

Lost in IKEA Purgatory

August 12, 2015

To those of you who have been to IKEA before, you know it can be a mad house. And to those of you who haven’t had the torture pleasure, the store is a uni-directional eternal labyrinth of hell that cunning Swedish architects use as a psychological weapon to disorient their… Read more

My Days Off

August 12, 2015

Saturday and Sunday are my days off.  Being a stay-at-home mom, I’m always at “work”.  There’s always laundry, dishes, cleaning, putting away, etc., but seriously I have to take a couple days off from that.  What if your boss said that you had to work 7 days a week without… Read more

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